covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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