Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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