when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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