so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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