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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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