Non-Jews are for practice
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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