I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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