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(248): View more from Michigan

Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(562): View more from California

We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.

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(847): View more from Illinois

My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.

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(219): View more from Indiana

You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard

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(434): View more from Virginia

If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that

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(305): View more from Florida

Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!

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