At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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