It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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