He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
As shirtless as possible
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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