She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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