I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
