I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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