So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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