He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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