my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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