Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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