don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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