I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
they're like a gay fantastic four
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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