god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
