Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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