he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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