I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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