He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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