why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You need a sexual gate keeper
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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