just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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