I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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