pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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