i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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