Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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