we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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