well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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