As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
