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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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