He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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