is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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