i was born a porn star she said
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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