okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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