did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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