Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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