There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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