that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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