I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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