I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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