just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
