I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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