Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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