stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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