i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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