physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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