apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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