She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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