Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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