If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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