it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Bring me that man meat
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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