So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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